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More on the Internet Boyfriend 2011-05-05, 3:50 p.m. |
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So, Mom and her Internet Boyfriend are going to go to Disneyland together around the end of May. In a fancy-schmancy hotel room. Yes, they're sharing. Cue the LOLCat O RLY face out of me there. I have thoughts, such as, "Hey, if I was meeting a dude off the Internet, I wouldn't go shacking up in a hotel room with him right off the bat, and you'd have a shitfit if I did that. Shouldn't you at least pay for your own hotel room just in case you don't like each other so much in person?" But I restrained myself. She's 60 years old and has yet to listen to me about much of anything. Also fun: apparently Internet Boyfriend likes guns. This is where I found out that my dad had guns in the house*, because apparently he has two that Internet Boyfriend has on his Life Bucket List of Stuff To Acquire. Mom literally said that this coinkidink made them soulmates. The mind boggles. * "I never knew we had guns in the house! Where?" |
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