Chaos Attraction

Fairy Tales

2022-05-28, 4:17 p.m.

This morning: had a board meeting for Shiny Unicorns--we have a lot of pretty logo options, online is going well, blah de blah. Rae kept calling wanting to get together and I kept being all "I'm busy right now," but after the meeting briefly hung out with her and Ashley at Starbucks, where Rae was once again complaining about the taste of a drink. She got a vanilla drink, so guess what bodily substance she compared THAT to. :P I...really don't want to know if she's actually tasted that or not. After they got picked up by their moms, I went and got all the cookies I wanted at Insomnia Cookies and a strawberry lemonade popsicle and they were delicious.
Meg said that they still can't get Stephen Paxlovid and tried taking him to the ER but they said he wasn't sick enough. She...I don't know, doesn't sound THAT bothered over email? Like "bad cold." She made it sound like he came down with it after leaving her, I don't know.


I AM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT.

I asked last night if we all had to do rapid tests at the theater or bring our own from home or whatever and Steve said he was taking everybody's word for it. THE FUCK?!? Then Sage's mom was all "only the people who haven't gotten it yet have to test, the rest of us can go back into society" and Steve agreed to that. I asked online if someone is still infectious if they test positive on a rapid test after ten days and the answer was "absolutely, yes they are, they should not be doing this."

I said I'm wearing a mask the entire time, given current circumstances (and having to take Dawn to the hospital next week, because I forgot about that one) and apologized for that, Steve said no apology was necessary.

Scott is still going, positive test be damned, apparently, according to Facebook. I'm not even trying to ask him if he managed to test negative today, and he probably wouldn't respond to me anyway.

OH YEAH AND AS OF 1:30 TODAY, ARIE IS TOO SICK TO DO IT TODAY. He never said online if he had it but I strongly suspected he did. Now I really wonder what the hell they are going to do for any of this. They really need to cancel...


Shiny Unicorns Fairy Tales show:

Cinderella: OZ: Shanna's play about Cinderella hanging out with Ozma (yes, cross-book hangouts) and then Cinderella wants to go into the human time world, where she hangs out with an engineer at JPL. Marge as Fairy Godmother had some hilarious faces about this whole idea. Probably the best play of hers I've seen so far, at least I got more of it than I usually do! I'm amused at the girls bonding over fancy shoes and Cinderella not knowing what lunch is because she doesn't really eat, she just cleans...

Smart Cookie: The idea for this was "gingerbread man who cooks meth," which cracked me up. Even though it doesn't involve meth and "some other things involved..." LOL. It's Hansel and Gretel and a gingerbread man looking for 'edibles." Hansel really enjoys the edibles. "We need to leave this delicious hellhole." He also says, "Hansel, but my friends call me Han Solo!" "No, they don't!"

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Let Down Your Weave: by Jackie--Rapunzel and her parents go to therapy post-show. Rapunzel has changed her name to Valeria, after the infamous leaves her mother ate while pregnant. Very emotional and I felt so sad for everyone!

Something Swedish This Way Comes by Kelly and Trish: Group therapy with Cinderella, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Mickey Mouse and Grumpy (omg, Shanna's beard). "Get offa the pig porn sites" is a line in this one, LOL. The concept behind "Dr. Inga Pinga" is that she says the things that would get therapists fired. She says things like Sleeping Beauty needs to get kissed by a girl to get rid of her narcolepsy. Mickey is totally drunk, Grumpy wants to go by "Andromeda," and Cinderella is obsessed with cleaning.

The Little Red Hen Bakes Sour Dough Bread: you know how the Little Red Hen was cooking for everyone and everyone else was a slacker about it? Now put it in 2020 with bread and animal roommates and filter faces and people forgetting to Venmo but making sure to film it for content.

And after that, I had to leave.

I'm going to put the rest of Saturday night on a second page.


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