Chaos Attraction

Shit My Mom Said

2013-06-17, 9:39 a.m.

A moment from last weekend that I would like to share from you. This is a direct TMI quote from my mother, out of nowhere:

"I've been trying to eat more fiber. I don't know WHY, but I've been trying to eat more fiber. HOLY CRAP, I have to crap all the time now!"

I started laughing my head off and immediately started looking for paper to write this down before I forgot it. After I finally did that, my response was, "Well, what did you EXPECT?"

That is all.

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